The lady in red, in her kitten heels
Smiled as he confirmed their future trade deals
‘We’ll work it out together, both me and you
There really is life, outside the EU.’
‘We will strengthen our special connection
And the world will see our unique affection
We can pride ourselves on our ethics and morals
We won’t just sit back on our laurels.’
‘I am a people person, I think you are too
Let’s show them all, what we can do
The world can watch, as we work things out
And Brexit’s just great, I have no doubt.’
Brexit will be wonderful, for your nation
And your people will forget their frustration
When they watch the new Maggie and Ron
And your days of uncertainty, will be gone.’
‘I know that the UK’s economically unsound
And leaving the EU, will weaken your pound
Negotiating from a position of weakness
But I still love the UK and its uniqueness.’
‘I do support Nato, one hundred percent
But I still think too much money’s been spent
And the distribution of costs, really must change
I mean we’re actually supporting Ukraine.’
‘I believe that torture, absolutely works
Discouraging evil, from where it lurks
We should all fight, fire with fire
Otherwise the consequences will be dire.’
‘I love Mexico and I love its folk
And I’m really a decent kind of bloke
But we’ll continue to build our beautiful wall
Impenetrable, powerful and incredibly tall.’
They then shook hands, by Churchill’s bust
‘It’s only proper and fair and just
To reinstate it, in its rightful place,’
He said with a grin upon his face.
He then extended to her, his hand
For all to see throughout the land
The special relationship, so talked about
But the UK’s media, all started to shout..
‘Has Theresa become Trump’s Trojan horse
And Britain’s now only real recourse
Is to listen to the words, of a changeable man
Or is Theresa, Donald’s most favourite fan?’
‘You must come and visit our Queen’
She said, as he agreed with a beam
‘We must define our roles in the world.’
And their fingers remained tightly curled.
Has Theresa reduced her bargaining power
Let’s hope their relationship, doesn’t go sour
Or did she just want to be seen as nice
Maybe she did, but at what price.
‘They’ll be times we disagree’ she fawned
He tucked his speech in his pocket and yawned
He was bored, this mercurial man
With his somewhat short, attention span.
Does Britain look desperate, on the world stage
Or did we in fact manage to gauge
The measure of the White House’s new resident
The leader of the free worlds, forty fifth president.